Poetry competition CLOSED 28th July 2011 2:27am
WINNER
skinnyjean (Llamaliscious)
skinnyjean (Llamaliscious)
RUNNER-UP:
self1nflicted
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Dark Humor Competition
Poetry Contest Description
Dark Humor Poem
Looking for something dark but will make me rolling around laughing. Make it demonic, sadistic, or any way you want it. 
The more twisted and ironic the better usually. Go for it my friends!
The more twisted and ironic the better usually. Go for it my friends!
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/23933/ whether you find this funny or not depends on how sick your sense of humour is. My work is an aquired taste:P
Perhaps you'll enjoy this one. http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/24405/
Not a poem but a suggestion. Go to a store and see what three things you can buy to scare the cashier the most. So far for me it's a toss up between two:
A bag of razor blades
A mirror
Powdered sugar
and
Rubber Gloves
Disinfectant
A single coat hanger
see what you come up with
A bag of razor blades
A mirror
Powdered sugar
and
Rubber Gloves
Disinfectant
A single coat hanger
see what you come up with
Anonymous
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You would never love anyone
Like you loved me
You released your promise into the air
Neither heaven nor earth
Could retract your words
And then I saw you yesterday
Wrapped so tightly inside her
Writhing python in your disease
Sucking life from her and me
Maybe it was time you became a man
Now you never take your eyes off me
Your lifeless mouth spews quiet compliments
And you've finally learned to keep your word:
You will never love another
As you love me.
Like you loved me
You released your promise into the air
Neither heaven nor earth
Could retract your words
And then I saw you yesterday
Wrapped so tightly inside her
Writhing python in your disease
Sucking life from her and me
Maybe it was time you became a man
Now you never take your eyes off me
Your lifeless mouth spews quiet compliments
And you've finally learned to keep your word:
You will never love another
As you love me.
Die with a bag over your head stabbed 22 times the clock ticks as though your being buried alive shot in your head relizeing your dead kissed with stained lips blood dripping from your eyes your still alive no one belives you they think your dead you were only asleep put in a casket to rest take posion share it with your friends you watch them in pain dying crying trying to reach there phones as you murmer things that make no since but did you every think you would be in a casket or not raped with obsessions cut weather or not immortal people around watching you getttin fuck on the wall in the rain as you hit it back an forth he pulls your hard so much it comes out no ons helping you as your being absued u cry silent as you hit the floor he keeps kicking you until its no more.....................
Psycho (Edgar Gordon)
You walking over there,
Walking without a care,
Thinking you safe,
Having all that faith,
But you don’t know,
I’m about to blow,
Ill slit your throat,
Oh! And I will gloat,
I'll rip out your heart,
And display it as art,
Dump your body,
All cut and bloody,
You lying over there
But I don’t care.
By Edgar Gordon 08/09/2011
You walking over there,
Walking without a care,
Thinking you safe,
Having all that faith,
But you don’t know,
I’m about to blow,
Ill slit your throat,
Oh! And I will gloat,
I'll rip out your heart,
And display it as art,
Dump your body,
All cut and bloody,
You lying over there
But I don’t care.
By Edgar Gordon 08/09/2011
Part time lova' ..
Your just a part time lova'... Steady waitin in line behind anotha'..
Oh no not tonight... it's his turn! .. Once again your feelin burned!
Maybe tomorrow though, i'll let you know...
If he's not around .. Then it's a go...
Just what is it that has you this way?...Slips right by when I promice today!
Oh wait .. Is that the phone?.. Please believe that i'm home..
Antiously waiting for the next time around...
Cause i'm addicted to how you put it down!!
But as you lay down alone again tonight...
Just pray that tomorrow i'll cum through and make it right!!
Your just a part time lova'... Steady waitin in line behind anotha'..
Oh no not tonight... it's his turn! .. Once again your feelin burned!
Maybe tomorrow though, i'll let you know...
If he's not around .. Then it's a go...
Just what is it that has you this way?...Slips right by when I promice today!
Oh wait .. Is that the phone?.. Please believe that i'm home..
Antiously waiting for the next time around...
Cause i'm addicted to how you put it down!!
But as you lay down alone again tonight...
Just pray that tomorrow i'll cum through and make it right!!
Anonymous
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